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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient:
Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo ! |
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Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls
hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta
hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol
pada? |
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
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A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of
their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they
printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS |
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Husband sitting near to his wife n
she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of
car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No please No pls..
Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in
case of exident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi
aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha |
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long |
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